Date : 03/12/2010
Time : 02:01 AM

Jokes
 
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? 
Frost bite !

What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder !

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? 
The letter "D" !

How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ? 
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !

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Roses 4 u... 
MERRY CHRISTMAS to 
U... 

Teacher to Sardar: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Sardar: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan?

Santa went to see a girl for marriage
Girls Parents decided to let them be alone to talk
Santa: Behanji aap kitne bhai-behan ho?
Girl: Pehle 3 the AB 4 HO GAYE

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