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In this world, every wife is a mistress to her husband. One hour of Miss and 23 hours of stress!

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Slam book filled by Santa. Strength: My wife, Jeeto. Weakness: Banta‘s wife, Preeto. Opportunity: When Banta is on tour. Threat: When I am on tour.

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Santa: Why are you crying? Banta: The elephant is dead. Santa: Was he your pet? Banta: No, but I'm the one who has to dig his grave.

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Santa: Dear son, this time you have to get at least 95% marks. Pappu: No dad, I will get 100% this time. Santa: Why are u making a joke? Pappu: Who started first?

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Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector? Santa: Yes, I married her!

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Wife (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled, and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment? Funny Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent!

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Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? To avoid the side effects!

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Preeto: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?

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Q: Why did sexy woman cricketer slap commentator? A: Because commentator said: She is ready for the next delivery.

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Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.

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While preparing her RESUME a young Lady wrote:
Special qualification: I am Flexible enough to Perform in all Positions.

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Gabbar: Are o Samba kitni goliyan hai?

Gabbar: Admi 3 aur goliyan 6… bahut nainsafi hai.
Samba: Kahe ki nainsafi sardar 3 admiyon ki 6 goli Hi to hoti hai!

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Importance of UNITY explained at it's best:
One Leg of a woman tells the other: UNITED we are saved, divided we are Fucked.

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